vrumblr:

missamerican-pie:

Yeah we did and it slapped

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partisan-by-default:

traycakes:

Always funny when someone has a default angry response to criticism they get so used to using they just automatically fire it off at the most inappropriate time.

(twitter) (wbm)

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dogs2shouldvote:

one of my favorite hobbies is flipping back through the taz graphic novels just for the art. and i always get caught up on any taakitz interaction because they are adorable and i love them so so much <3

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just-shower-thoughts:

A movie about dolls (Barbie) is more controversial than a movie about a guy who helped develop the atom bomb (Oppenheimer)

i-am-a-fish:

GUESS WHO DIDN’T GET THE JOB

ME

BECUASE THE JOB SUCKED BALLS AND THEY WANTED TO PAY ME LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE WORKING OUTSIDE SIX DAYS A WEEK!!!!!!

SO I GOT THE JOB AND SAID NO

I’m on that tgirl egirl grindset

Logically I shouldn’t post this because it’s incoherent and I’m hyped on caffeine but I have the ability to say words on the internet and I think it’s funny to use this power to say that employers SUCK ASS

did you drink water today? If not it’s coming

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

u ok homie?

ALT

ALT

<3 (:

nillial:

found some really old taz fic i did in my notes app where lup and taako were separated at birth and the way lup finds out is taako getting arrested on tv for poisoning people . and i think in my mind i was going to have barry as taakos defense lawyer and kravitz as the prosecutions lawyer LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

literalliterature:

babygirl i can waste time i don’t even have

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i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

women with deep voices ❤️

men with high voices ❤️

your voice specifically the one that you use 🫵❤️

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Tumblr used to be a physical place. It was a large theater built inside of a cliff. The cliff was by a stormy seaside town where all of life began. One night, there was a hurricane, and the Tumblr theater collapsed. This unleashed the Tumblr people upon the town, and thus began the world.

treasuretown:

treasuretown:

I’m about to wii sports resort to violence

I’m about to have a wii fit

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firefox-official:

firefox-official:

when youre 14 you read those posts that are like “nobody who is 14 is cool” and you go sure but I’M cool. and then later you grow up and find out that you were not cool. nobody was cool when they were 14. btw this cycle will repeat forever

you shouldnt feel bad if youre 14 and uncool. thats part of being 14. express your uncoolness while you still can

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cupsofjade:

vintage-soleil:

The perfect Martini by Guy Buffet, 2000

I never get over this one. Absolutely incredible

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bpdtomwambsgans:

you get to live rent free for a year, but you must choose one of these housing situations

a bunch of “cancelled” academics whose politics skew mostly left-of-center

a group of people who met on a queer housing facebook group

See Results

More details:

1. The academics were mostly cancelled for free speech absolutism. None of them voted for Trump.

2. The queer housing group made copious references to astrological signs but your sign was not on their list of exclusions.

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